pancake wrinkle

When your butt cheeks are so wrinkly from cuts and they heal the wrong way and they look like soggy and wrinkled pancakes.

Me and my girl were gonna get down to business but when she took off her pants I saw some saggy pancake wrinkles. Soft dick all the way.

by Cupcake handler November 14, 2015

wrinkle raider

Someone who loves old people.

Brianna is such a wrinkle raider.

by Ol man hands April 8, 2016

dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker

That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.

by Deepwaterbear June 11, 2019

Tit wrinkle

Marley

Me: Marley is a tit wrinkle

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019

wrinkle fart

A fart so nasty it makes your butthole wrinkle

I farted so hard it was classified as a wrinkle fart!!!

by SavvageHomo May 1, 2018

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020