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pearly wig

When you shoot your load over a woman's hair resulting in a glistening pearly topping to her hair
Last night we got down to it and I gave her a Pearly wig
by Edd Pyke December 13, 2016
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Wig soup

When a cosplayer or drag queen washes multiple wigs at the same time, hence making wig soup
Damn I need to make some wig soup soon
by Wig-soup September 14, 2020
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Brown Wig

The act of taking a dump, crap, sh*t on someones head creating what looks to be a brown wig on there head.
After we had sex i decided to give her a brown wig.
I had a huge load to dump so my brown wig on Jims head looked like he had dreadlocks.
by Blacknight200 October 26, 2012
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wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.
"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke
by glaring August 19, 2013
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Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.
Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?
by gpoops22 May 9, 2012
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Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.
Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker
by Beanaeb January 18, 2012
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Fishy Wig

A term for the Cops. Also can be referred to as the Po-Po, the Police, The Fuzz.. etc. Originating in the South around Coastal areas, this term is claimed to have originated due to some college students under the influence. The term "Wig" is in reference to the pompous nature of certain members of the law enforcement who tend to take them selves too seriously like the wig-wearers of past centuries. "Fishy" relates to the suspicious business that those in law enforcement tend to bust. Thus the term "fishy wig" was born.
Dude, put that out the fishy wig is about to pull us over.
by The Captain Janeway March 7, 2011
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