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Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.
"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"
by yourhornymother420 February 2, 2024
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tijuana turtleneck

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.
Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.
by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019
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Tijuana Sushi

When you pull into port in the Coast Guard and attend a “gentlemen’s club” and proceed to get shitfaced and eat the backside of a whore, coating your face in wet slimy bacteria filled pussy and ass juice.
Yo I got so drunk at Senorita Slippy’s last night in port and this whore Trudie backed her ass and pussy in my face. I ate the shit out of it and It was like eating some spoiled Tijuana sushi.
by Scotty Nice October 25, 2019
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Tijuana Rose

A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.
A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.
by 2014_chiguy September 8, 2021
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Tijuana back-cut

When felling a tree, a Tijuana back cut is when you do not cut a notch, just a straight back-cut.

Term only applies when felling entire tree
You don’t need a notch, just give it a Tijuana back-cut
by Morrison Redwing August 21, 2021
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Tijuana teaser

I’d give her the Tijuana teaser
by Awj.0442 July 2, 2021
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Tijuana Brown Trout

Turds that wash up on San Diego County beaches when ever it rains and the Tijuana sewage treatment plant fails.
It rained today so Tijuana Brown Trout will be on the beaches
by Monkey's Grandpa September 11, 2022
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