toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018

Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.

When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.

by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020

Balls Toy

A Toy used for a male’s balls. Like a female’s face.

man, I just used Gigi’s face as a balls toy.

by MeloXDripp July 26, 2020

Soy Toy

A biodegradable environmentally friendly toy/snack that’s a perfect fit in any family. It has a place at both the dinner table and the bedroom.

Hey Joe are you done with the soy toy yet it’s daddy’s turn

by Scholloar 33 May 22, 2023

LE TOY

PRE MATURE EJACULATION, IMPOTENCY, USELESS, LACK OF POWER OR WILL, NO FREE WILL

MANY ASSUMED THAT THE "DEFAMAYION KING" DICTATOR WILL MAKE A COMEBACK AS A LEGEND, BUT LITTLE DOES PEOPLE REALIZE HE WAS AS LE TOY AS EXTINCT DODO

by ANUNE_FAT99 March 16, 2022

Toy Tym

Tym of Toys, its when u play with orgasmic fucking toys.

Omg! It’s toy tym! I’m jizzing on the sea surface.

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

toy foxy

if mangle wasn't mangled

damn, mangle looked good before what the fawk happened... so that's why people drop kick little children

friend:"hey what are you looking at
me: "oh just a picture of toy foxy"
friend: "that is funtime foxy"
me: shoots friend

by bean_the_gay_weeb February 5, 2021