sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.

I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Sticker

One sticker is equal to 5 horsepower

RIcer 1) Yeah man, my civic has got about 80 stickers! Ricer 2) Wow that's a lot dude. Must be super speedy

by Ampck September 28, 2018

Sticker-licker

A white girl who only dates black guys

Guy 1- Hey Bro, you think I’ve got a chance with that blond over there?
Guy 2- Not at all bro, she’s a sticker-licker.

by Surferdude2k18 May 29, 2018

cum sticker

Cum that is dried on someone’s skin that you can peel off in a solid piece. Usually resembling dried Elmer’s glue.

Last night was so crazy I bet Samantha wakes up with a few cum stickers.

by lebrah March 20, 2023

Silly Supermarket Stickers

Similar to Wacky Packages.

TSE Silly Supermarket Stickers Set (30) (Like Wacky Packages) at the best online prices

by Wendysfg May 27, 2023

POT-sticker

(PURPOSEFUL, ONE TIME) this is something you utilize once, giving it meaning... and subsequently never using it again. This could be anything from a nickname to a concept.

An example would be when writing a paper, using a full breakout of a company name, and following it up with an acronym in parentheses... then never using that acronym ever again in the paper. Why put that acronym in there if you were never going to use it? POT-sticker

by BlessedLobster June 24, 2023

smoking your sticker

The synonym for “I’m not sucking your dick”

I’m not gonna smoke ur sticker just sounded like a “I’m not gonna give you head” thing to me so

(@v1ce.c1ty.mw)

Ex of smoking your sticker:
P1: Bae…cmon😁👀
P2: I’m not gonna smoke your sticker..

by Vicelamd January 15, 2023