dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong August 28, 2016

Tibetan Smuggler

Term given to a (hidden) hand rolled marijuana cigarette/blunt.

Hey man. I’ve got a Tibetan Smuggler in my pocket, let’s spark it up!

I’m so blazed man! That Tibetan Smuggler was fat!

by pilgrim_fiend October 16, 2012

Butter Smuggler

A gentleman who sodomises another gentleman with the aid of a dairy product.

Those damned butter smugglers across the way want to marry! Over my dead body!

by RH Bobby Sands MP January 15, 2012

Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.

Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"

by whiskey pack November 23, 2011

Nickel Smuggler

A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.

"Did you see that nickel smuggler?"

by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011

Kangaroo Smuggler

Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.

Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler

by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023

Koala Smuggler

Similar to the Kangaroo Smuggler, the Koala Smuggler is the person doing the fisting and spitting.

I finally found a Koala Smuggler to meet my friend who is a Kangaroo Smuggler

by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023