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sloppy taco

getting or giving messy, wet and sloppy cunnilingus (also known as eating a woman out/giving her oral sex)
"oh my heckin gosh my boyfriend went down on me for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a sloppy taco"
by 4everkitty June 11, 2018
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Sloppy Gyro

When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat
“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”
by Shadow546 June 19, 2019
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Javi Sloppy

The act of being sloppy when highly intoxicated ultimately leading in physical damage to ones body. I.e. Broken bones or Fractures
Friend - "Don't get Javi sloppy now, can't have nobody getting hurt on this trip"

Javi - "YOLO We came here for a good time, not a long time"
by CompaChris August 6, 2019
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Sloppy mcdouble

When you need a ride home and just have a enough for a McDouble. So you get a McDouble with extra ketchup and blow someone with a McDouble in your mouth.
Hey I'll trade you a sloppy McDouble for a ride home
by Teemunny April 23, 2018
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sloppy ear

When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017
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sloppy rooster

While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.
Whitney thought she brought home a marathon man, but ended up with Kent and his sloppy rooster.
by Hswan33 January 16, 2018
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Sloppy Jop

Person 1: I Want To Get A Blowjob From Leland,
Person 2: Really? I Heard He Only Gives Sloppy Jops
by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 14, 2020
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