Sperm Slots

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Arne Slot

A baldie who thinks he's a mastermind and knows what he's doing, but in fact, he's a guy pretending to be a manager, fooled us all by winning a league title then loses 6 games in a row. He brings out tactics from his ass, then he's surprised when he loses 6 in a row. He makes wirtz look like someone who has never touched a football, makes Liverpool look like a championship level club, he only wins against small clubs, and makes ten hag look like pep guardiola. He throws out excuses like a confetti and is never held accountable.

Person 1: Hey look at that guy, he's stupid
Person 2: Yeah, he's so Arne Slot

by South Host November 19, 2025

Arne Slot

a mossad agent sent by israel to coach livershit, it's also rumored he has an affair with ghost palah since he starts him no matter how shit he is. he is so washed he made man utd look like a proper team, a certified bald fraud

south host : they should've shot arne slot instead of charlie kirk

by ryley x jynxzi November 19, 2025

Arne Slot

A baldie who thinks he's a mastermind and knows what he's doing, but in fact, he's a guy pretending to be a manager, fooled us all by winning a league title then loses 6 games in a row. He brings out tactics from his ass, then he's surprised when he loses 6 in a row. He makes wirtz look like someone who has never touched a football, makes Liverpool look like a championship level club, he only wins against small clubs, and makes ten hag look like pep guardiola. He throws out excuses like a confetti and is never held accountable.

Person 1: this guy thinks he knows it all

Person 2: yeah, just like Arne Slot

by South Host November 19, 2025

can't play slots without a lever

what a gambler that likes femboys says

yo bro aint my girl a baddie over there

dude... that chicks a dude

hey, can't play slots without a lever

AHHAHAAAA🎰🎰🎰🎰

by gambleratheart December 25, 2025

Slotting

"Slotting" refers to the phenomenon where a professional athlete or gamer experiences a sudden and inexplicable loss of all skill, often without any apparent cause. The term originates from the abbreviation "SLOT," which stands for "Sudden Loss of Talent" a phrase that was originally used by Ralf Schumacher.

Player 1: "What the fuck are you doing man, those shots should have landed!!"
Player 2: "Sorry man im slotting hard"

by barsch07 January 21, 2025

Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025