Ryan

A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.

"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

Ryan

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Super smart, organized, caring, loving, dedicated, emotional, etc. An awesome baseball player, great student, amazing person, and even better boyfriend. One of a kind. ;) anyone to let this one go is just stupid...as close to perfect as you could ever get. I love you and can't wait for our future. :)

I love Ryan.

by Gordyyy June 13, 2009

Ryan

Ryan is someone who would like to fuck anything but another man. He is okay looking and amazing at sex. Plus his dick is huge. To bad he likes to hit it then quit it, or he would be a good boyfriend.

I fucked a Ryan last night. It was so hot, but when I woke up he was already gone.

by hahsofunny79 July 8, 2010

Ryan

The people writing these responses are people named "Ryan" and are only posting these to raise your self-esteem. If you're named "Ryan", chances are you're very insecure about yourself considering the fact that you are actually looking up your name on Urban Dictionary.

Hi, my name is "Ryan" and I am a faggot.

by ult_utility July 25, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is very shy and quiet, but when you get to know him he's very friendly. He'll still be very quiet though, he has a bigger bubble butt than most girls.

Jake: "Hey, why are you so quite"
Ryan: "I'm shy"
Jake: "We are still friends right?"
Ryan: "Yes, I just don't like to be social."

by IRhinoGamez April 17, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is the type of guy that can win anyone's heart, like when you look at each other you'll get lost in his dreamy eyes. Also he can where anything he wants to and he will look good in it no matter what. Ryan could be the sweetest boy you have ever met but he can also be a bad boy sometimes.

I LOVE you Ryan
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

by The true keeper June 12, 2019

Ryan

Very racist and short individual, typically short and has zero friends, also smells

Omg Ryan is so Ryan

by Jeffnutz69420 December 7, 2019