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Ruben

a gay british male who gets zero action in real life so he dates people online, typically on games such as roblox and minecraft. he gets very emotional at times and likes to express that, which you think is a manly thing to do, but he’s really just looking for attention from his peers. he also enjoys to bully people younger then him because he’s a little bitch with no balls to stand up for himself to others his age or older.
Girl: That guy Ruben is such a prick.
Guy: I know right, what a bitchy asshole!
by pussyslayer2910 August 23, 2018
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Ruben

Ruben is the perfect person in this world. He is cute, handsome, muscular, tall and the perfect guy. He has an Huge penis usually about 7 to 8 iches. Nothing can bother Ruben in this world everything is perfect.
Ruben is just perfekt
Ruben is life

Ruben is everything
by Nitsjo January 30, 2019
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Ruben Arvidsson

That guy is such a Ruben Arvidsson
by ilikeyouraunt October 1, 2018
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Ruben

Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .
Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “

I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.

I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
by A Ruben May 6, 2022
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Ruben

You're only a Ruben if you use Arch Linux.
by qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp October 24, 2022
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Ruben Lemos

A German Called "Hurensohn" wich means "Man of Honor", Very Kind and Small "Nuttensohn" wich means "Respectable Person."
Ruben Lemos is a Hurensohn because he is kind and respectful
by Birb = Gae October 26, 2022
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Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt
Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent
by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022
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