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port-a-lock

A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.

This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.
by 3374267182 May 28, 2018
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Port whoreon

When an entire city is full of groupies
Me and the boys are about to hit up port whoreon
by Portwhoreonorbust May 21, 2022
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Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.
Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy
by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021
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Port Lincoln

Is a smelly shit hole and no one has clean lungs
Person 1: Oh hey you live in Port Lincoln?

Person 2: yes

Person 1: I feel sorry for you
by Cum shotttttttttt August 8, 2023
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port pussy

Noun; prostitutes who frequent ports of call. They are the port version of a lot lizard.
My friend canceled his cruise so i picked up some port pussy as my plus one
by Lizerdoodle December 5, 2021
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Port Hull

a supernatural object which transports a person, or a group (up to 6), to another location in a split second.
jesus got nailed for our sins but my Port Hull let’s me visit where i love (the south) whenever, quick!
by texturalexperience July 9, 2022
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Port Alberni

a website dedicated to the hillbillies in Port Alberni (see Urban Dictionary definition) so they can spew strings of words about nothing relevant from their empty skulls to the interwebs.
I went to www.alberni.ca to see what Port alberni is all about, and I'm just stopping for some gas and some pep'n'cheese sticks on my way to Tofino. Or else I catch whatever disease these throwbacks have that gave them the brain damage to spew this waste of serverspace on the internet.
by jillty May 7, 2009
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