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pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.
Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
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pitch me

when someone is trying to convince another person of an idea or potential plan
Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire
by schmella September 22, 2023
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pitch pipe

I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.
by Loverlane September 27, 2023
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Pitched

To have anal beads shoved up your ass by your partner while screaming “batter, batter”
Jim “damn she pitched you?”
Bob “Yeah, I can’t sit down
by Lulu9578 October 30, 2022
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short pitch bitch

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia
Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch
by Mr. Dumber November 17, 2022
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Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first
Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch
by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022
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Pitch me some balls

It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth
Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice
by Ballplaya10 September 18, 2022
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