Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Petty

Grace. Grace is petty.

1. Petty grace is normal grace

by Graceispetty September 29, 2019

Petty

The act of blowing something unimportant to the common public out of proportion for a reaction; usually related to trying to get somebody’s specified attention.

Omg did you see how petty Morgan’s post was? It’s almost like she wants a reaction out of it.

by Blakef121 October 14, 2019

petty

senior keyler

senior keyler lol
petty- senior keyler

by morgen coolman May 15, 2018

Petty Flirt

To flirt with another without the desire to pursue them romantically.

Betty: "You're a petty flirt."

Roe: "How?"

Betty: "You confused me. I thought you wanted these milk duds, but you're just being petty flirting with me like that."

by SlickySlick! May 27, 2018

Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.

Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.

by halestorm187 December 22, 2017

Petty

When you complain about everything

Wow trapper wouldn’t shut the fuck up he’s so petty

by Trappers a bitch October 19, 2017