ninja

The art of dissapearing from a room or area with people, without any of them noticeing. it is very awesome, and hard to learn. they are great at partys, and it makes a terrific exit. *very similar to "pulling a batman".

GUY #1: so, dude, have u like, seen tony around here? I beat him in a chugging contest.
GUY #2: yeah, but he must have left.
GUY #1: no way, i had every exit covered. the dude owes me 5 bucks!
GUY #2: dude! do u know what happened?? the dude must've pulled a ninja on you!
GUY #1: what i jerk. but you've gotta admit, its pretty cool.

by Quantum Kestrel December 29, 2011

ninja

person that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama

I need more ninjas on my project team and a lot less drama queens.

by dadlyman November 21, 2011

ninja

to ninja is to pwn something

Gamer 1 scores a head shot on Gamer 2

Gamer 1: Dude i fuckin ninja'd you
Gamer 2:cries after being ninja'd

by Keithian March 29, 2007

ninja

Used as an adjective, "ninja" means the same thing as "beast", "wicked", "awesome" and the like. It can only really be used when someone does something REALLY awesome, otherwise it will lose its cool factor. Often used like "That's so ninja!" or "You're so ninja!"

Bob: Someone shot at me when i had my back turned, and i caught the bullet just before it hit me!

Joe: Woah! that's so ninja!

by Weaselhoo April 19, 2009

ninja

Synonym for AIDS. Can't be seen and VERY deadly.

1. That girl has the ninja!
2. Keep fucking without a condom and the ninja will get you.

by Sandman409 September 4, 2008

ninja

noun; fun word used to stereotype all people of the asian races.

"I cant walk down the street in Frisco (San Fransisco) without seeing a million ninjas."

"That damn ninja at the dry-cleaners messed up my pimp suit!"

by brez March 23, 2007

ninja

a code name for saying nigger or nigga or anything racial for a african-americans.

Man, this ninja be trippin.

Look at that ninja gettin hyphy

by gnoix July 14, 2007