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Neds tend to hang around in groups of around 10-20. They are commonly found in Glasgow in places like Possilpark, Milton, Govan and Sighthill. They claim to be part of “Young Teams” which have named like ‘Young Tiny Gringos’ and ‘Young Blackhill Tois’.
Neds tend to wear clothes like Nike Techs and LTs etc. Nedettes like to take the nike tech of the boy that they’re snapping or shagging behind a bush.

Neds enjoy getting drunk in fields or parks etc and like to fling fireworks at people during the autumn/winter months. In summer you will always see many neds at places like balloch or trnsmt. Try not to look at a bed or else they’d try to start a fight with you.
“your such a ned mate.”
Who the fuck dae you think yaer talking tae???”

“Send arse pics”
“Ahaaa i was in yer maws bed last night.”

Yer da sells avon.”
“Mate look at the fuckin state of you you’re a fuckin goff man.”
“Your a mad poofter mate ahhahahahah.”
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It can be used as a name but the actual definition means:

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Eats
Di-

Dinner bro ya'll so dirty minded.

But do you know what he eats 4 dinner??
Ned said," Dick is good"
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A Ned will change the world in a positive way.
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NO ! ALL NEDS ARN'T THE THUG YOU'VE DESRIBED CUZ NED ISN'T ONLY THIS EXPRESSION BUT ITS ALSO A FIRST NAME
SOME NED ARE (or at least are tryin' to be) REALLY GOOD !
FIGHT WITH ME AGAINST THE NED RACISM
#IAMNED
person : Hello
Ned: JUST "HELLO" CUZ I AM JUST A NORMAL PERSON
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