Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.

Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏

by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025

Yummy Mummy

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around ones genitalia and and then proceeding to eat said fruit roll up.

I felt like Brendan Fraser when she gave me that Yummy Mummy.

by Surgeon Dictionary July 19, 2025

Mummy Dick

When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.

Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.

by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025

Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.

Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.

by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025

Brown ass mummy

where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap

Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb

Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good

Person 1- Nigga WTF......

by Brownassmummymaster67 January 16, 2026

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

sweet mummy

the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a males penis. and proceeding to eat it off of the fallus. the act of wrapping it is similar to that of wrapping a mummy.

I gave my boyfriend a sweet mummy for his birthday.

by hotsasserking69 April 11, 2025