Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.

I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.

by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022

Stink-meter

Noun - when a person doesn’t take more than 2 baths annually

“Take a bath aj you stink-meter!”

by TMMike February 6, 2022

micro-meters

typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement

“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”

by skunk420... September 15, 2021

send-o-meter

The scientific scale to determine the amount which one sends it.

If someone is crazy sendy, they are high on the send-o-meter.

WOWW that dude was mad high on the send-o-meter

by 321sendit March 4, 2022

Dig Meter

A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).

Wow she was loud she was really Dig Meter.

by Beesey Churger December 30, 2024

100 Meter Dash

When a person quick-adds nearly or exactly 100 men/women as a last resort to find emotional/romantic comfort.

"I run this 100 Meter Dash and nothing comes up: I'm retiring relationships."

by Midas Terigold January 10, 2026

Peter meter

Ones sense that the person standing in front of you is male even though they're dressed as a female.

I was at a bar and this person walked up to me. My Peter meter immediately went off knowing that she had a dick.

by Dingles01 July 1, 2024