by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021
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Like a Mermaid, a Transport Inspector, or Transport officer is a "Cunt with Scales" by the fact that their personality trait is a "Cunt" (See Cunt as used in Australia denoting a person with an abrasive attitude) and Scales with which used to weigh a vehicle.
Reference to Mythical mermaids which are half female women, and half fish.
The Cunt here is a double entendre as a female woman's vagina is also known as a Cunt.
Like a Mermaid, a Transport Inspector, or Transport officer is a "Cunt with Scales" by the fact that their personality trait is a "Cunt" (See Cunt as used in Australia denoting a person with an abrasive attitude) and Scales with which used to weigh a vehicle.
Reference to Mythical mermaids which are half female women, and half fish.
The Cunt here is a double entendre as a female woman's vagina is also known as a Cunt.
by Kasterborus June 5, 2021
Get the Mermaid mug.A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
by White_trash88 June 26, 2021
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The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.
(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.
(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).
by Kiss Melis August 22, 2022
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by The Bard April 23, 2022
Get the Choking the Mermaid mug.When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.
The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!
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