Wicked Mel

aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.

Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again

by King Tropic April 8, 2023

rah-mel

an extremely annoying middle school boy.

"Dude, you're such a rah-mel!"

"Really?"

by lickmybigfatnuts.com August 28, 2023

Mel

A Syracuse slang word. How NYC has "Word to my dead" Syracuse has "Mel"

James : "Yo bro Mel I had shorty in my bed last night"
Tony "MEL?"
James: "MEL!"

by STESTALEMA September 24, 2023

When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 22, 2020

mels hole

A hole that has no bottom in the Pacific Northwest, also Mels girlfriend's bootyhole

Look at that never ending mels hole!

by WW 2 Veteran March 27, 2020

mel

if you mel someone you are backstabbing or “being a snake” to someone.

don’t mel me!

by ellienor June 10, 2020

meeting mel

an among us player who camps by the emergency meeting button and doesn't do any tasks or contribute in any major way, usually calling a meeting for anything they think seems "sus". the constant meetings they call make it impossible to finish tasks or really even play the game. this is by far the most annoying player

a: "who's been calling all these meetings? i'm in the middle of a task."
b: "oh that's just meeting mel."

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1232 September 27, 2020