Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.

Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.

by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011

U.S. Medical University of South Carolina

U.S. Medical University of South Carolina is the Establishment Founded in 1824 in Charleston. Is a NURSING HOME, INFANT BIRTH CENTER & DEPARTMENT OF THE U.S. VETERANS AFFAIRS of many years in The Holy City aka Charleston. also, birth year of October 22, 1988 (Saturday)

U.S. Medical University of South Carolina as the office of the infant & patient of OCTOBER 22, 1988 (SATURDAY) aka holy saturday. the military brat, of the, sergeant major aka SMG. united states Servicemember, u.s. military spouse, u.s. military brat, u.s. military dependent as united states military cadet as a u.s. military cadet first lieutenant and u.s. midshipman cadet lieutenant junior grade. daughter of the private aka pvt, u.s. servicemember, u.s. military spouse, u.s. military spouse & united states military brat as midshipman. United States Military Brat & United States Military Dependent. USA

by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, SC January 13, 2023

Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital

"That joke was medical!"

by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023

over-the-counter medication

Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.

Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.

by QuacksO November 3, 2023

Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter as it is somewhat rhetorical in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 4, 2023

Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter though it is somewhat more of an oxymoron in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 5, 2023

Medic Main

A rare variety of TF2 player who spends the most time playing the Medic class, whether out of necessity or voluntarily.

Medic mains are either very kind, very chill or a whiny dunce who blames all of their deaths on their teammates. A Medic Main is not to be confused with a Medic Girlfriend, though the two aren't mutually exclusive.

Medic main: Hey guys can we get a pyro to spycheck?
*Medic main dies to a spy once again*
Medic main: *incoherent mic spam*

by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023