Lonely bish

a nickname friends call each other when they sad because they don't have a boyfriend or company of a man

person 1: She get a boyfriend yet?

person 2:Nah the hoe will forever be a lonely bish

person 1: shit me too

by Coochie man ♡ May 12, 2021

lonely nigger

A black hockey player.

"We got Swatowski."
"Thats one lonely nigger, this ain't hockey"

by Yillis May 17, 2006

Lonely Settlement

When someone is so lonely that they will be attracted to whoever pays them any sexual attention.

What the hell? Why is Laura going out with Jack? He's kind of a loser.
No guys ever talk to her. It's just your average case of lonely settlement.

by Sleet October 12, 2009

Lonely Island

When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.

Haha! can see That Lonely Island!

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

lonely ass

It’s you when you don’t have a Valentine for St-Valentines day

« You are such a lonely ass, how can you not have a date for Valentine’s Day »

by cannot handle February 12, 2020

lonely pockets

A tragically flat female backside, termed as such because the back pockets on her jeans/skirt/shorts/etc... have little, if anything, to keep them company.

I like my girls built like Vida Guerra. You, on the other hand, prefer the ones with lonely pockets.

by HarshLindsey November 10, 2007

the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014