by imjustabill March 10, 2023
Get the Lettuce muncher mug.when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.
by gruzzish October 23, 2023
Get the john lettuce mug.Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*
by TheyallloveN May 3, 2023
Get the Lettuce licker mug.Professionals that deal lettuce to people illegally, which is party of a small community called the lettuce gang and is usually the leaders and founders of the gang.
The two lettuce gangs, Romaine and Iceberg, went head to head in the school, where the lettuce dealers fought over territory to sell in.
by ecuttel February 27, 2019
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by Beaver Teaser January 13, 2019
Get the Lucifer's Lettuce mug.Someone who talks to inanimate objects
Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it
Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it
Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it
Me : holy buddy’s a nut
Me : holy buddy’s a nut
by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022
Get the Lettuce talker mug.I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.
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