lap daddy

A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. For example, think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.

Used in a sentence: “Give me that lap you lap daddy.” Also: “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”

by Organic potting mix January 15, 2022

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naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked

Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.

by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022

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lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap

Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps…

by Inteller4tdy March 3, 2022

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Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...

Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...

by Lapgravy101 January 14, 2021

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Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).

It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.

by McMorty March 17, 2021

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Lap Cunt

You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.

You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.

by Daskoon August 27, 2022

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