Take a Kirby

To take a shit before a major event.

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Max Kirby

a sexy man, 6 feet tall and black

jon: i jerk off to max kirby

by ijerkofftomax August 6, 2022

kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.

Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later

by K.Roman June 7, 2022

Kirby

Bitch, please. Give me chick chick. Twerp gon give it to ya!

Wow, Kirby really needed chick chick tonight to get buck wild!

by Kirby1177 June 10, 2022

Kirby

An interdimensional god able to snap planets in half and assimilate anything or anyone within the pink puffball body he is given. Very easy to draw.

First you draw a circle, then you dot the eyes, add a great big smile, and presto! You got Kirby!

by A fellow degenerate September 5, 2022

A Kirby

A dog that’s so goofy and cute looking that it appears to be made with spare parts

Look at that black dog over there, he’s so stinky cute, he’s a Kirby

by anonymous November 3, 2022