Jade

Jade is not someone you should trust. She is fake and cruel. Hobbies consist of causing trauma and mentally abusing those who trust her. Do not befriend a Jade.

Person: Hi!
Jade: I'm a bitch.

by Lovechicks37 September 28, 2018

Jaded

Crooked Butthole

Ever since I had those carolina reaper pickles, ive gotten real jaded

by Jade Tea February 25, 2022

Jaded

The state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. You'd be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded.

Omg if drink that much we'll definitely get jaded

by Jxde October 19, 2014

Jaded

To be very popular and well known; term mosting used in New York

Mike is so funny and cool, no wonder he’s so Jaded.

by Tray2wavyyyy June 10, 2020

Jaded

To either be or become the baddest mother fucker of them all. To have no fear of any Bitch on Facebook who hides behind a fake profile from fear of being seen for who they really are

Harley is very fuckin jaded today!

by Funfactguy June 26, 2018

Jade

Jade is a lesbian, depressed emo that fantasizes over worms on strings and plastic babies.

Jade is so much like ME!!

by hi i'm depressed December 9, 2019

Jade

The weird Kid in every class and isn’t smart at all and comments on everything everybody says

I hate a jade

by Skodhdnd May 10, 2019