Assopeza Garcia

An overly, uptight police officer. A scum bag. A tight ass Latino suburban diversity hire.

Assopeza Garcia gunna up his badge number if you don’t slow down for the speed limit; guess who is hitting weight watchers.

by Chrisandra February 16, 2024

Garcia

GAYYYYYY GAY AGAYYYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYAY GAAAAYYYYY

person 1: yo wtf is he doing
person 2: prolly gay shit, he is garcia after all
person 1: you right

by m4yyuu June 5, 2022

Hunter Garcia

The embodiment of uncertainty and confusion. Hunter Garcia is a person who is always questioning himself and the world around him in the pursuit of knowledge. Emotionally unstable as they can switch from time to time in very short successions. Mostly hides his emotions but Will be betrayed easily by those who he trusts. Romantic, can possibly be A bit narcissistic at times, but he does care deeply for others. Short and Hard working with Green and Grey eyes that everyone stares at. (he also carries that dumpy butt)

Do you know that Hunter Garcia guy? He gotta dumpy of an ass

by lil_gman June 6, 2022

Lilyana Garcia-Ceja

Lilyana Garica-Ceja is a name that only should be used for the most worthy of people. She is always a flirt, will always be something that you won’t forget was in your life. She has a great sense of humor, can have commitment issues but when she’s found her person, she never lets them go. More beauties she has will always be her facial features. Her lips. her hair, ever her eyebrows will be something that’s astonishingly put together in the most perfect way possible.

There goes Lilyana Garcia-Ceja, a beauty in my eyes.

by Ryan Hayes (the bf😉) June 25, 2022