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Fresh off the Boat. Doesn’t know one lickity split of English but still enrolls in a regular school anyway. Completely self centred and rudely mannered people. Extremely over populated. Has 5 children well knowing they have no money to support even themselves, and the verdict? Ship them to Canada. 60% of the world is made up of people, that’s almost 5 out of 7 billion. Not only is there no room for more in their own land, soon enough, every continent is going to be overpopulated because of them. They have no respect. They only socialize with themselves. They are absurdly obnoxious. They are just genuinely rude people that don’t know how to act proper in any social gathering. They poorly take care of themselves, often smelling like a slow cooked butthole. They take offence to absolutely everything, you accidentally bump into them, one they over react and pretend to plummet to the ground, and two they look at you like you’re Satan. And even if we say sorry we will just get ignored. But if they run into us they don’t give a diddly squat about it and try to walk right threw you like you’re a ghost. Three quarters of my school is asain, walking threw the hall I feel like I’m in the middle of a Chinese super marker. I just can’t wrap my head around it. Search it up anywhere, before we know it the only race of the world is going to be asain.

I’m not trying to be racist or anything but there’s so many of them and it’s annoying. STOP SHIPPING THEM TO CALGARY PLEASE
Why is my whole school full of FOBS?

Becky- omg I’m annoyed
Nickolas-why

Becky- these FOBS wont stfu
by cool_jesus_guy September 20, 2019
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Fob

Fob is used when referring o someone dumb that won’t understand what your saying, won’t get a popular meme/ reference, or hasn’t seen the most popular trend yet
“...how many times do I have to tell you I don’t like her your fob”
“... you still haven’t seen it you uncultured fob”
“... I just told you what it means you ‘fob’”
by KelpoKrunch September 11, 2019
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Fobbing

"fobbing": The art of shoving your kids off on someone else.
" I can't stand my kids so much I've taken to fobbing them off on my mom. She's so stupid she thinks it's her idea."
by Outtatowncheese June 8, 2018
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fob

those Asian people you see in highschool that wears expensive brands and only hangs out with people that can speak their native language and also wears expensive brands
look at those fobs in front of us
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Fob

Its a fan + ops
This guy is a fob
by Melito March 7, 2020
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FOB Jeremy

Guy on the FOB ( forward operating base) who by rumor has the biggest dick.
Bro did you hear about that SF guy on the compound?
Yea bro apparently he's the FOB Jeremy
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Fobs

Fob stands for Fresh Off the Boat and is a slang term that is used to refer to a south pacific islanders such as the Polynesians, Micronesians and Melanesians. (It is not offensive)
Person 1: Hey look its a group of fobs

Person 2: Oh yeah, aren't they called islanders?
Person 1: Yeah but you can also call them fobs, its just a slang term to call a group of islanders

Person 2: Oh right!
by your nan g November 29, 2017
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