Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John

I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself

by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022

Filipino Finger Trap

The sexual act of two large men and one midget woman giving one man oral sex and the other anal sex simultaneously and the men's penises touching while inside

Remember when we killed that bitch and dropped her in the lake because she refused to give you a Filipino Finger Trap?

by Kitsunes Balls September 19, 2021

Filipino Flip Flop

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.

Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!

by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024

Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.

It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.

by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025

Filipino 4-Pointer

Going above and beyond unnecessarily, especially in a smug way. Derived from the fact that the PBA introduced a 4-point line in 2024.

Coed 1: "Did you see Remy turning in his exam early *and* giving a cronut to the professor?"
Coed 2: "Mother fucker is Filipino 4-Pointer, that's what's up."

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

Filipino Chocolate Swirl

Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.

"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"

by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025

Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.

Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.

by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025