Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.
Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!
by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024
Get the Filipino Flip Flop mug.Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.
by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025
Get the Filipino breakfast mug.Going above and beyond unnecessarily, especially in a smug way. Derived from the fact that the PBA introduced a 4-point line in 2024.
Coed 1: "Did you see Remy turning in his exam early *and* giving a cronut to the professor?"
Coed 2: "Mother fucker is Filipino 4-Pointer, that's what's up."
Coed 2: "Mother fucker is Filipino 4-Pointer, that's what's up."
by CKMeredith June 20, 2025
Get the Filipino 4-Pointer mug.Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.
by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025
Get the Filipino Chocolate Swirl mug.The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
Get the Filipino Hot Pocket mug.something that my friend made up. filipino humor is someone (who’s filipino) who thinks “loud = funny” liked hazbin hotel, helluva boss, have those insufferable wolf cuts, etc.. i am pretty sure my friend saw one of these people online once. now she thinks everyone who is filipino is like that.
by teambluuu August 23, 2025
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