tweet explosion

Caused when a user hasn't been on twitter in a while, and has lots of @replys. The user tweets masses for a short period of time, most likely in the space of a few minutes, and then goes back to their normal rate of tweeting.

Johnny - I haven't been on twitter in a while.
Carlos - Oh, well you'd better get there quickly, loads of people have been tweeting you since you came out of the closet.
Johnny - Oh, you're probably right. Ha, this is gonna be a massive tweet explosion.

by fatherhoey May 9, 2010

Explosion poop

When ur poop explodes with such force that the toilet blows up.

Bob: I had a bad case of explosion poop yesterday.
Joe: Oh No! What happened?
Bob: Someone planted a TNT in my peanut sandwich.

Joe: Im telling, this is a nut-free world.
Bob: Peanuts are legumes idiot.

by someone else. May 30, 2018

controlled explosion

When you cum in your pants & forget to clean.

Jerry: I finished in my pants yesterday.
Tom: Oh, so you had a 'controlled explosion'.

by LilYachtyBoat January 7, 2018

explosive poopy

Fat guy and laxitives

Jordan: "you you have some explosive poopy"
Carl: "No u"
Jordan: *dies*

by VaginalSex69420 March 2, 2020

Explosive diarrhea

Basically what your ass would feel like if you had the flu.

Explosive diarrhea is not so fun my dude.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

cheese explosion

When u fart and a shit ton of feta cheese comes out ya asshole

Hey i just had a cheese explosion

by Thatsniggainthetrashcan March 26, 2017

Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.

I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.

by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017