Craft an Email

Writing an email that is structured, formal, succinct and often has illustrations. In other words, a pain in the ass to do and can sometimes take hours with a ton of re-writes.

Karen was totally pissed because she had to craft an email to a customer. She said it took most of the day only to have the customer respond with a ton of questions.

by dohneoh October 6, 2023

Freaking Emails

When you go and eat a sandwich and realize that it isn't a sandwich but actually is a taco.

Man I really did a Freaking Emails

by Jame bonde November 17, 2020

Dirty Email

When you send a business email bereft of any introductions, platitudes, or business jargon... just a here it is.

Hey just sent you a dirty email - with nothing but the file attached.

by Jennaskolj November 5, 2020

Email

Email is a thing that was made for the convenience of mankind. No more did they need to wright letters, rather, just type; Sup. Now that's something to wright home about!

Mom: You should send a letter to your friend.

Teenager: No... I should send a email. We're in 2021, not 1981.

Email your friend, not send a letter to your friend.

by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021

Email

In 1978, a 14 year old developed a computer program, email. Ray Tomlison created the means of it in 1971. Yet for some reason no one really used it, because my mom still tells me I should wright a letter to my friends...

Mom: You should send a letter to them...

Teenager: Uh, no... Can I email them instead...

Mom: …

by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021

Hate email

A hate email is an email you send to someone to address hatred for something or someone.

person A: Ugh my math teacher assigns wayyy too much work! I'm going to send them a hate email.
person B: bruh same

by crispyleftleg April 14, 2021

Anxiety of emails

Noun. An anxiety of emails is the collective noun for a group of emails.

Shit! I stepped out for lunch and got back to huge fucking anxiety of emails!

by pbmaxx April 23, 2021