Depression

What you feel when all the girls at school are flat

Damn, this new school gives me depression.

by CockFuckDickAssPenis March 14, 2021

Depression

Something my ex wife gave me

Guy1: “Hey man I’ve been diagnosed with depression, can you help?”
Guy2: “man that must be tough, try not being sad”

by DepressedSingleDad May 16, 2021

Depression

What I have.

"Hey wanna go to the store with me?"
"No my depression is kinda kicking in."

by I'm gonna cry September 24, 2021

Depression

Depression is the feeling you get deep down inside when you hear the music of Justin Beiber, One Direction, Selena Gomez, Demi Lavato, Miley Cyrus, Big Time Rush, and other very popular singers who most people think are good but SUCK!!

Stages Of Depression:

Normal Person- :D
Belieber- OMG!!! BABY BABY BABY EWWWWW!!!!!!
Normal Person- :(
Directioner- HARRY STYLES YOUR HAIR IS FLUFFY!! <3
Normal Person- :'C
Lovatics- SHES SO STRONG!! like a....SKYSCRAPPER (sob)
Normal Person- :l
Selenator- shes a singing wizard..WITH A PLAN... I LOVE HER LIKE A LOVE SONG!!!
Normal Person- >:|
Idiots with Cyrus Virus- SHES GETTING MARRIED!! ITS A PARTY IN THE USA!!
Normal Person- D:<
Rushers- IM BIG TIME IN LOVE WITH THEM!!
Normal Person- ITS TO MUCH!!*BOOM* Xl

by PersonWhoHatesBadSingers :) July 7, 2012

depression

why i take to alcohol, depression is crap. often occors after failing in the mating ritual

oh mi god my life has gone right down the toilet...

my life is depression... uh?

by John Rhoods February 16, 2006

depression

where teenagers live

1876 South Pissed Ave.
Depression USA 86146

by Snuggletimeboy August 31, 2005

Depression

Depression is a haunting thing that you and me probably have. nOw Im SuScIdAl

person 1: are you ok?
person 2: im feeling down, im depressed.
(depression is when you are feeling sad) (depression is where you always feel sad. your mood is always do

wn

by Kyle Ledbetter January 10, 2019