the david

to jack off multiple times in a day

I do the david once in awhile, ya know?

by gogglespinoy April 27, 2008

David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.

-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!

by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 8, 2018

David

A David is a Cute and a intelligent person. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He have many friends. A David is an athletic man who Will coose socker as nummer one of he’s favorite sports. A David is a romantic guy and will care of his girlfriend and never let her down. He is always kind to people he doesn’t know. When you first met him he will be shy, but if you are his friend, then you know that he’s the best<3

Girl- Look that’s David
Boy- oh yeah that’s him
Girl-Oh his soooo handsome

by HiGiiirll January 6, 2019

David

fuck david @ryengiant

fuck david

by wifebeaterunity June 24, 2019

David

David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.

:Omg he is so funny, what’s his name again?
— That’s David

by Dav012 July 26, 2019

David

That one kid who gets head from Carly

Where’s David?
Carly’s house

by Nsjafusbd December 17, 2019

david

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.

"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."

by ooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff April 22, 2019