Curtis

Goes well with a person called phoebe

Curtis and phoebe are so cute

by Sean o brian November 2, 2018

Curtis Bradley

A fat boi who always breaks and dislocates his knee and sometimes his shin and every once in awhile he dislocated his shoulder because he is a fat bitch.

Curtis Bradley never shows up to school because he is a Curtis Bradley.

by Mrs steal your dad's cookies March 11, 2019

Curtis

A Furry Creature Wears a Blue Shirt with Red Circle with Yellow Outline That He Can Play And Have Fun. He’s a Melmacian Brother.

This is Curtis Shumway

by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018

curtis

Curtis is the name you give your 3rd accidental child. it also sounds interesting with a French accent

omg curtis STOP chewing the soap

by Donaldduckaronnie September 3, 2018

Curtis

A Curtis is a white guy, normally claiming to be 10% black. They usually still live at home with their parents, and are known for having tiny hands and banana dick tattoos. They crash their white Chevrolet trucks over and over again and blame their friends for it. Most, tend to freeze-up when talking to girls, and it's usually a katie that will give them the ol' bambi legs.

"Ask the girl out already! Stop being a Curtis."

by Nib_Nob October 3, 2018

Curtis

evil… death to all curtis’……..

i fucking hate Curtis

by umperiodiguess September 13, 2022

Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising

You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.

by headofcurtis November 3, 2022