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Clayton

Clayton is my naked bear
by Homie6 November 24, 2021
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if you ever get the chance to meet a clayton you will never meet a more honest man. even though he is temporarily homeless and sleeps on his autistic friend’s couch , he will never miss the opportunity to spare a few dollars when you need it. a little long and lanky, he is not cut out for most activities that involve two feet. his pure imagination and creativity make up for his lack of athletic skills. he doesn’t often interact with women (because he is deeply closeted) but when he does they are always left in awe of his devotion to women’s rights and equality. this usually leaves them assuming he’s gay, but it’s okay.
clayton is so cool!
by claytonfan November 23, 2021
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Clayton Weigart

Clayton has a huge dumpy, very rad, eats rat poison, likes emo music. Dude has several arrest warrants out for him.
Clayton Weigart likes to Jump people.
by prayingonhisdownfall March 20, 2023
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Clayton Keith Award

The “Clayton Keith Award” usually presented at Tabor Academy is given annually to the most gay hockey player of the season. Typically lots of ball juggling, meat gazing, and soapy showers with teammates are characteristics of past winners
The “Clayton Keith Award” is presented annually to the gayest hockey player for exemplary gayness both on and off the ice.
by Bearnt June 12, 2024
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Clayton

Clayton’s are on in a gillion. They have a calmingly pure soul that mesmerizes everyone around them. They are very protective of their loved ones and can often times over-think everything. Clayton’s are hypnotically sexy with these captivating eyes, and beautiful smiles. Be careful because they are usually annoyingly funny and too kind for their own good. If your lucky enough to meet a Clayton lock them up in your basement and keep them forever or you’ll always regret letting them go. You will never be able to find someone like him.
There will never be anyone like Clayton.
by Ceiling0 July 19, 2024
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Nicole Clayton

An absolute gem. The one you want to keep all to yourself. A sweetheart that is most lovable. If your day is dark, she will brighten it. Smart, funny, gorgeous and every man's dream.
Wow did you see that Travis is with Nicole Clayton? He's one lucky man.
by My Hilldonym August 14, 2024
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