The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.
Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!
by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018
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Carl, he camel, he pretty cool camel, he’s just a motherfucking camel vibing in a trailer
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1. Good humor
2. Sexy, well built body
3. treats his woman with respect
4. is GREAT in bed, gives a lot
5. is a great dad
6. works hard, and earns a lot of money
7. is handy
8. is a gentleman, but still also a bad boy
9. does almost everything his woman asks him to do
10. fun at parties
1. Good humor
2. Sexy, well built body
3. treats his woman with respect
4. is GREAT in bed, gives a lot
5. is a great dad
6. works hard, and earns a lot of money
7. is handy
8. is a gentleman, but still also a bad boy
9. does almost everything his woman asks him to do
10. fun at parties
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Kid # 2: Remind me to not go to your house anymore.
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