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Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon
I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.
by juiceappleton January 5, 2017
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man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
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man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
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Grand canyon

Mona's fitta
"Bror haru sett Mona elr hone cok kattig"
> Nej bror hon har Grand Canyon fitta
by Grandcanyonexplorer69 May 15, 2020
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Timber Canyon

RIP 1996-2020
Timber Canyon, and there she finally was laid at rest.
by Seilkie May 20, 2020
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The Grand Canyon

The act of pissing between ones butt cheeks, creating the visual of the Grand Canyon.
Tonight, Martha and I are going to go make the Grand Canyon

“Sheila and I cant make the Grand Canyon because she’s too flat”
by Cakeman June 14, 2020
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Canyon Crown

A Canyon Crown is the head of a victim who has been decapitated by Giza Glass. The Giza Glass doesn't entirely cut off a part of the human body, but instead when a body part is cut off, the victim can still control it and has no real body effects due to the nature of the glass. The part of the body that has been cut off will swell up and grow if not treated with vinegar, hence why Canyon Crowns appear in such a large size.
Wow, I really can't believe my aunt went to the Grand Canyon, got decapitated by some big-ass statue with a weird sword, and became a fucking Canyon Crown.
by Lil_BJ December 29, 2023
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