Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

fruit of the broom

A homosexual man that likes to sweep.

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."

by TeeJayDubDub February 9, 2022

Travis Broom

weirdo called travis who took travis' name as their own and are fake and an identity thief.

Ugh is that Travis Broom? The fake ugly disgusting wish version of travis the iconic girlboss????

by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021

Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.

Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv

by ibartels May 23, 2021

Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s shorts/undies so that their butt is showing, and you spank them with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.

We broom boom’d that nerd so hard! There’s gotta be at least 40 individual bristles on his butt!

by anonymous August 16, 2021

Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s pants and you spank them with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.

We broom boom’d that nerd so hard! There’s gotta be at least 40 individual bristles on his red ass!

by anonymous August 16, 2021

push someone's broom

To do someone's chores or other tedious work on their behalf, often in the context of a lazy person or someone using weaponized incompetence to avoid the work.

A dialogue in which the term "push someone's broom" is used:
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024