Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

Buldge barn

Bulge barn , it’s the new bulk barn

Buldge barn it’s the new bulk barn let’s go check it out , they got some good deals going on

by Mnj85 June 22, 2021

Barn Up

When one steps up and takes care of their business and exceed expectations they barn up.

Jamal: Hey Bre can you make six boxes of chicken.
Bre: That’s a lot of chicken.
Jamal: Girl you just need to barn up and make the chicken.

by Lecrae116 October 20, 2018

sauce barn

a barn where you get sauced asf

Bro let’s go to the sauce barn and get sauced asf

by Balake223 August 3, 2018

riley barnes

Riley Barnes A charming girl. A little on the shy side but when she’s comfortable she’s crazy wild and out going- in a good way though. She very much loves long romantic walks to the fridge. She’s def a cutie for sure. She can get annoyed sometimes but by the end of the day she’s still a major sweetheart. She does her best to always be there for her friends, she fails ; like we all do, but she’s a great friend.

Man 1) Bro, she hot

Man 2) Who?
Man 1) Riley Barnes

Man 2) Oh man, I know she a complete snack

by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith October 7, 2018

Jimmy Barnes

Lead singer of legendary Aussie band, Cold Chisel. Known for his glorious screams.

Elly: Oi do you like Jimmy Barnes?
Marcus: Hell yeah, Barnsey is a lad

by Lil Kahoot April 14, 2018

Barnes and Noble

A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.

“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”

“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”

by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023