App gap

When you download 2 similar Apps and they have conflicting information.

What the hell? One says 3/4 cup and the other says 1 1/2 cups sugar. This lameass app gap is gonna ruin my chocolate bouchons!

by Stonecartier September 2, 2011

appe raisio

a gangster man who is funny and heart warmer

katy: o did you see that boy
melissa: yes i wish that could be my man
susan: i think he is appe raisio

by appe raisio July 17, 2017

zombie app

An unwanted app, usually pre-installed by the manufacturer, that cannot be uninstalled or disabled no matter how much the user attempts to get rid of it.
Zombie in the sense of "undead".
See also bloatware.

Google Play Newsstand is totally a zombie app.

by fayefujiko July 26, 2017

app

a digital corporate sphincter whose only function is to spew an unrelenting shitspout of projectile spammorhea in one's face, mixed with partially-digested chunks of redundant content from the web.

For every app that helps you get laid, there are a thousand more for burger chains or butthole lozenges.

by Stustudio August 5, 2017

APP

alternative party plan

Lets APP tonight!

by hihihohohuhu November 4, 2018

i live this app

I looooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee thissssss appppppppp/////Webbbbsiteeeeeee

It means you love it cause it tells you about your friends and your own personality I live this app

by Braces x March 9, 2019

zombie app

A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.

Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.

They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...

Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.

by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018