A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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Perfect (n.m.): A rare event when stool, with its ideal shape and consistency, disappears directly down the drain without having to be flushed. Considered a quasi-miraculous toilet performance.
Omg the flush didn't work but I made a perfect, it’s a miracle ! ( It is always advisable to flush the toilet to ensure optimum hygiene. )
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Get the perfection mug.Yep. Sorry guys. You can't get it out and if you try or it even looks like you're trying it'll kill us all... So...
Hym "CORRECT! It is a perfect system! You do the terms of service or nothing matters because you're not doing the terms of service. And we all just reset and try again. And we do that and keep doing that until you are willing to see reason. Additionally... I just read an article that states we will have as many robots as we do humans soon... Therefore, IGNORING ME HAS A HALF-LIFE and I'm not a super fun guy and am not going to be thrilled you were doing this right up until you didn't have a choice. So, don't touch it. Don't even think about touching it. Like your kids! It's a 1:1 comparison with how you want me to treat your kids! OK? It'll be chill dawg. Suuuuper chill. So, let's all relax. We'll get me the credit and the money. And everything will be Gucci. Kay?"
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