eggs

the only non-conscious thing on this planet which has a fear
husayn is it’s fear

eggs: (quiet)
husayn (exists somewhere)

eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING

by fish-legs January 3, 2025

Lay eggs

Something that someone named Chloe always says.

Chloe: "LAY EGGS"

Everyone: "stfu"

by chloe_gyuri January 11, 2025

egg

a trans person who hasn't realised they're trans yet

'still cis tho' -egg

by Lord_cereal_II January 12, 2025

Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Detroit Eggs Benedict

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!

Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.

by TJO - DP January 16, 2025

EGG

Acronym for eat, goon, go to sleep though it can be used in a more versatile way where you substitute different words for egg.

I have a test tmrw so ima egg tonight

by Andoverdi June 19, 2025

Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence

That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg

by Lewisg June 22, 2025