When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.
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Get the eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips mug.To get/be “cracked like an egg” is a play on words referring to rough sexual intercourse. When an egg cracks, it’s broken.
To get/be “cracked like an egg” is a play on words referring to rough sexual intercourse. When an egg cracks, it’s broken. Tori - “Girl, I’m about to go over his house and get cracked like a egg”
Lana - “Iktr girl! He finna tear you out the frame.”
Tori - “It’s okay, I like it rough.”
Lana - “Iktr girl! He finna tear you out the frame.”
Tori - “It’s okay, I like it rough.”
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Get the Cracked like an egg mug.-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.
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Get the Glazin’ eggs mug.The act of performing cunnilingus on your Puerto Rican bride after letting all of your buddies have a go with her after the wedding reception.
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