sam

sam is the best guy in the wworld if he sees you with your wifey he WILL take your wifey and leave u crying if u see him on the street run cuz he probably is your dad

hey is that sam

yes

hey daddy sam

by myballshurtsofuckingmch March 21, 2025

Sam

Sam… that man with the biggest penis ever. Always swimming in women 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Most likely rich when he is older will most likely be famous. When he walks into a room everyone claps and stares and this absolute beast of a human being he is strong smart funny sexy and loves the smell of petrol he has a few pets and hates school. Sam is a great man 😃

I Bet You his name is Sam

Yeah his penis is definitely bigger than mine

by Bolloxkingotoolegetinthedoor November 23, 2021

Sam

An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz

by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021

Justin Sam

A beautiful person

Justin Sam is so beautiful

by Justin Sam November 23, 2021

sam

the type of guy you see out your window carrying a bunch of fruits on his head every morning . has broken legs . calls everyone gay even tho he is gay.

hi im sam , do you like coconuts ?

by dapperwispp November 23, 2021

sam aka len

sexiest mf ull ever see. they married to moon jo btw.

sam aka len: hey
person: *faints*

by sam aka len November 23, 2021

Sam Selvam

Hottest man in the room.Shortly called as BOT

When playing a game.Oh god he is a Sam Selvam

by Rathysh November 23, 2021