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Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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Jesus Juice

Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.

In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?

Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?

Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
by danasp_42 December 27, 2019
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Jesus mode

Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.
"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."
by 241Bundalo March 21, 2019
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Black Jesus

Black Jesus was found running from the police.
by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019
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Nick Jesus

That dude is Nick Jesus! He’s such a docuhebag!
by Dhehhdhd March 31, 2019
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jesus stick

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?
by cattle graze April 6, 2019
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gold star from jesus

A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
person 1: yo, my sister just gave me $200

person 2: she deserves a gold star from jesus
by thecrownstan April 24, 2019
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