Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.

Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.

by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023

Michael Houtzer

The sexiest man alive. Plays baritone saxophone like my big balls

Michael Houtzer is Jizz

by anonymous January 16, 2023

Michael

Michael is very controlling and Smart he sees all the dumb in people even when they don't know

Michael: He's dumb

His friend: Bro HOW?

by Raul bro3000 January 17, 2023

michael renfer

The best octane main in the world

michael renfer

by super cool man January 17, 2023

Michael Yang

Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.

Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?

by ItzMrMike January 22, 2023

michael polansky

THE LEGEND WHO IS F IN LADY GAGA

Michael polansky is a lucky man.

by MySillyBillyDefinitions January 24, 2023

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023