Sam urself

Kill yourself

go sam urself ur fat

by asmaldos February 16, 2025

pulled a Sam

when you tell the leaders of your church you want to leave but you tell the members not to let you go

Man, I pulled a Sam on my church, and the elders freaked!

by 28eggs February 20, 2025

Sam Roberts

The most handsome man ever. The sweetest man in the whole world. He’s precious, he’s kind, he’s caring, he’s compassionate, he’s loving. He’s the perfect man. He is a great boyfriend, husband, and father. He is an angel from heaven.

“Sam Roberts, I love you forever”

by blondivitis March 5, 2025

March 21st (beat sam day)

March 21st is the day where you beat the shit out of sam

Hey it's March 21st (beat sam day)!
Ok let's beat up sam!

by Samhater33 March 20, 2025

sam

sam is the best guy in the wworld if he sees you with your wifey he WILL take your wifey and leave u crying if u see him on the street run cuz he probably is your dad

hey is that sam

yes

hey daddy sam

by myballshurtsofuckingmch March 21, 2025

Sam

Sam… that man with the biggest penis ever. Always swimming in women 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Most likely rich when he is older will most likely be famous. When he walks into a room everyone claps and stares and this absolute beast of a human being he is strong smart funny sexy and loves the smell of petrol he has a few pets and hates school. Sam is a great man 😃

I Bet You his name is Sam

Yeah his penis is definitely bigger than mine

by Bolloxkingotoolegetinthedoor November 23, 2021

Sam

An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz

by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021