Reykjavic Ride along

The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.

When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.

by Filth incarnate March 31, 2024

Bologna the ride

When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...

So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...

by roughryder69 June 22, 2021

Aint that a ride on the mule

ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense

Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow

Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes

You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally

You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow

by Yale historian July 5, 2021

Stroke Ride

When you stroke during the sexual act of riding

“Teach me how to stroke ride” - My Girlfriend

by cinder7373 July 5, 2021

Playland log ride

When a guy takes a shit before sex, gives her a creampie and she drops the kids off on the log and she flushes away the ride

We gave the kids the playland log ride

by Bclogrider January 12, 2026

The polish bike ride

The person being bullied/tortured; is 1st stripped naked, or nearly naked, then is forced to carry the bully/torturer, on their back, while having their arms pulled back or bound back, then the victim's face is ground down against a hard surface, like a road, usually one on an incline.

Tommy gave Starmer the polish bike ride, calling him a cowardly loser, as he ground his face into the brutally rough, uneven, cobbled London road surface.

by Palpably apathetic January 14, 2026

Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026