Forever Poop

a "forever poop" is when you are in the bathroom more than 7 minutes taking a shit, but will also linger a little longer just to enjoy the alone time, and possibly catch up on text/fb!

my kids drive me insane during the day, so when their father gets home from work, i will escape to the nearest bathroom for a "Forever Poop". ahhhh, much butt-er!

by jjthebjqueen June 7, 2010

Poop eater

Its when you eat poop (yummy)

Me: im a poop eater 👌

by VegetablesHulkSmasher March 19, 2021

poop staber

when your getting your salad tossed which means getting your asshole eattin out, do you pefer jelly or suryp. kyle turpie perfers suryp. vincent likes it straight up.

that john vincent is sure a fucking poop staber

by F.U.B.A.R. September 13, 2004

Poop Cake

A real good food that is so brown and stuff that its almost like poop. Or a Wild Kid you dont like

That kid is a total poop cake.

Hey Ma did you get Poop Cake for desert?

by Rollie York August 21, 2006

poop joke

a terrible joke whose merit can be likened to that of toilet humor. originated in lunch room sermons by the human poop joke, kevin thomas, cohorts such as mike tyrell and jaison udani have continued the tradition of the poop at social gatherings.

(insert bad line/comment)

poop joke..

by jsnyd December 28, 2005

poop on a stick

It's poop....on a stick

i was walking down the street and i found poop on a stick
you can't just find poop and put it on any ol' stick it comes prepared

by maria June 18, 2006

Poop Scotch

Noun: a no good, ditry, rotten person (dirt bag)
Verb: to get the best, (serve), or (dis) someone or something.

You are a Poop Scotch, Dam Homie you just got Poop Scotched!!, I'm gonna Poop Scotch me a deal on them Rims.

by Caroline Forseth April 9, 2008