Jesus Alvarez

a cute boy , usually Hispanic popular' you are not worth his time unless your nice or you earn it he seems mean but is really sweet and kind he is competitive good hair athletic usually plays a sport like football or wrestling is awesome with babies and loves them short dosent weigh much but still super cute he has a bit of a bubble butt usually kinda dumb cause he can't realize the perfect girl is right in front of him

Girl A: Man you are so lucky to be dating Jesus Alvarez

Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing

by hiramlodge June 10, 2018

Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus

by Nigga1233333333333 June 10, 2018

Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.

"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"

by dsx815 May 31, 2018

PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.

PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.

by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019

Jesus

He is so funny and a loyal person and he can be rude but he still nice you should be happy you have a Jesus in your life!!! LIKE ME💕👀

Your life changes when you see a boy named Jesus🔐❤️

by Aislinn_forever November 7, 2019

mother jesus

One beta that does stuff. Second in command right after Cyber. She does stuff, I guess.

Omg it’s Mother Jesus!
Kool!!!

by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019

Polish Jesus

Very cool kid known as "chill guy" or "depression god"
Long-hair guy, no-smoke and Shephard lover and not sure about that
Loves life and no smoke for sureee
When they ask me: "Watchuuu doinggg?" I answer: " VINTAGE and I'm good"

Girl 1: Have you seen the new student Polish Jesus, he looks quite focus on studies and minimalistic
Girl 2: Are you sureeeee&watchuu doinggg???
Girl 3: Shephard likes this Polish Jesus for sureeee.

by Lil Khan December 11, 2019